Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
AdoerteWebbeleaheE
What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
TelutciTadeoqF
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I
counted
the rings under her eyes.
BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My
sister's tongue is so long, she can
lick an envelope after she's
posted it.
UllockWakefieldyz
What makes an ideal present for
a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
DelronBruciepc
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
invented
the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most
striking achievements.
BrannonSemah
Where did all the cuts and blood come
from?
The school went on a trip!
DineshAlvyQC
Did you hear about the
boy who was
told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought
the teacher had said lions.
ChalmerNeilanMg
What's the difference between a biscuit and a
monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big
to fit in
the cup.
LiosliathGeraghtypx
Melburn was strolling along downtown
Natchez with a framed picture
under his arm. "Hey, what yew got
there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno
much 'bout art," replied Melburn,
"but Ah just bought me an original
Michelangelo for two hundred
dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in
ballpoint!"
ArvelYanisyO
Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Who wants
to know?
YardaneMayhewgq